Chalia

Just a smallish drabble thing that bunnied off my pet OT3 of Archer/Roy/Kimblee.

Fem!Archer bunnied from tomoe_daeva   and inomuiro   's respective art and in inomuiro   's case, random chatish comments about yuri and what not. the Arts bunned from inomuiro   and chat comments that can be found Right at the end of the comments. ^___^;;;
oh, and there might be OOC too. im not sure, and my Fem!Archers name is Francine.

Cross posted at schlachtfeld





WARNING:  Boobs and the head of a cock. >___> so, not worksafe.
Cross posted to schlachtfeld and to<a href="http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/275288/">My Y!Gal account</a> for the middle pic   

today i bring a treat for my friends. i drew porn. My very first porn.



*sigh* i have a shit load of art to color now.

and me and invidia1988 RPed Sean and Calista and Ryoko and Frank today, Ryoko got laid, is going to get reinstated and shes also pregnant again. and NOT in that order. -___- and complaining about her breasts. and were slow starting to improve a womans lot in the RP too. seeing as i wanted to have it almost reflecting history and stuff. ^____^ and i finally know who Armstrongs sister is! XDDDD! dam shes hot. so we worked that the miysters general of BBriggs is here - much to our Archers dismay at first - till we poked him and promised lots of sex with his wife. ^___^ >__> as i type this, hes having sex with Ryoko. and hes MEANT to be doing paperwork that Ryoko [Fem!Roy] oh so proudly makes him do. -___-; Ryoko loves to rub it in his face that she doesnt have to do paperwork anymore.

on the other hand, Calista is going to be less Emo now! yay! >> i think that getting her and Sean together will be a good thing. Calista really needs some loving of the not stuffy, strict kind. >__>;;; But XP next up is work on Sean side of the family and give Ed and Envia[Fem!Envy] some loving too. ^______^

and Rhys is starting to Dimension snoop again. -__________-;;; and i think that hes going to get a new stalking victim too... as if stalking tomoe_daeva's own Archer kid wasnt enough. *sighs* At least hes not stalking my own Archer males. that would be hell! literally!


And, i'd like to introduce Sebastion Nefis. >____> Hes one of a few children that Roy sired while he was still a male. and yes, i did have this character in hiding, hes Cretan and there is, believe it or not, two kids over in Drachma that are sired by Roy as well. >___> but then again, this IS Roy Mustang we're taking about. so yea... its possible that he did sire some kiddies that he doesnt know about.


and then on the other side, we have Alexis, son to Greed by a female Alchemist through a drunken fling on the womans part. dont know that much about him yet as hes being played by [Bad username or unknown identity: invidia1988.]

and i just know that headaches are coming. and smut is coming.

and >D i think... that Rhys has sired a few kids as well. >___> wouldn't surprise me if he did.

Bleh. here's a fic for you all.

i cant get the cuts to work. i suck. *Emo*

Archer was in the den with the ever present stack of mild paperwork.  He knew that he could shove onto some one lower in the military, but then his ever caring and vigilant wife would ask him where his work was.  Looking up, he saw his saw his daughter, Calista.

 

“Hello Calista. How was school?" he asked simply to the 14 year old girl as she entered the den.

 

“It was... it was strange to say the least, Father. My first chem lab lesson ended up being post phoned as someone had blown up the labs.”   She made a face at that, as if it was mundane and rather plebeian to do such an act.  “Though one boy, Ryan I think that his name was, did find it funny.”

 

“Ryan?" he pus the papers down and got up from his spot. “Sounds like a Kimblee...”

 

“Yes Father. " she sat down on one of the couches, her hands in her lap as she looked at her father, the current fuher. “Ryan Kimblee I believe he introduced himself to me as. His older brother though… he has no manners.” she scowled slightly, her blue eyes showing the dislike. “Nevertheless, I was talking to him during the break, and he mentioned that he had four other brothers and sisters."

 

Archer snickers as he had met the bomb fanatic child as well. “I’m not too concerned with Ryan, though more so with Rhys. If he has no manners as you say..." he says quietly as he heads over to his daughter and hugs her lightly.

 

The girl smiles and hugs her father back. "I do not like him... Ryan I do not mind.” then she sighs. "But I do have homework to do. So if you will excuse me, Father?"

 

“Father! Mother’s burning water again!" Charlton cried from the dinning room, where he was studying and doing his homework like a good child.

 

“I am not burning water. It just caught alight!” Ryoko Archer called back.

 

“Ryoko... Turn the stove off move the pot to the back burner and get the baking soda and put it on the flames." Archer says annoyed as he goes to investigate the damage. He found his wife standing with a pot that was full of baking soda, still wearing a flustered look.  

 

“You should take some lessons.. Less chance of burning the house down.” he says as he pulls his wife close and looks at the charred mess on the stove. He looked back at his wife and then sighed.

 

“Leave the cooking to me till you don't risk burning things down anymore." He loved her, he really did. But at times, it was safer to keep the ex-Flame Alchemist away from fire, ther was less chance of something ending up flame grilled. Or worse, the house – more like mansion – burning down.

“Yes dear.” Ryoko said and then leant against her husband. “how did Calista’s first day of the new school go?"

 

“Chem lab was nearly blown up. Met some interesting people and I'm worried as she mentioned Rhys." Archer speaks softly.

 

“Rhys? The child that did all the damage on New Years Eve six years ago?” she asked, looking at the most powerful man in the state.

 

“Yes... we have to watch that one." he whispers into his lover's ear and lightly nips on it purring to the Pyro alchemist that can still use alchemy despite being banned from using the spark gloves.

 

“Mmm... right now I can think of something that you have to do too..” Ryoko said with a smug look. “Paperwork is calling you, my dear." one of the things that she enjoyed was not having to any paperwork. And watching her lover and husband do it, as it was fun to nag him. Work was work and it came before pleasure.

 

The current fuher sulks at this knowing he can't escape the more important of papers to sign and be sent out. “You know exactly how to chase me off.. But I can always delay them and what not." he purrs

 

Ryoko raised an eye brow and then smirks. “The country cannot run its self dear." she purred, looking up at the slightly taller male.

 

“And it’s not like you don’t get enough in bed. But now, off with you to do the paperwork."  She said as Archer sulked, but headed to finish his paperwork. That was on scary thing about the former male. She knew exactly how to get him to do his paperwork.

 

“The Fuher can’t not do his work." she called as she headed into the kitchen to start to clean up the mess.

 

 

More Latter.